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A discussion, between friends, about the highs and lows of kung fu cinema. One film at a time.
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Oct 16, 2022
Oct 16, 2022
2hr 21 min
We are Devan-less this week but Cyrus and I hold the fort down pretty well (I think) as we discuss 1986's insane horror/action hybrid, The Seventh Curse.
We ask. "What happened to Jessica Biel?", talk about curses and firmly state that you should never ask "Why?" when it comes to this movie.
Later on, we ask some pretty taxing listener questions. We bring up Robert De Niro, our questionable opinions and I talk about why I want to be She-Hulk's sidekick.
Enjoy!

Oct 2, 2022
Oct 2, 2022
2hr 12 min
It's SPOOOOOKY season so here is the first of our supernatural episodes! Will Cyrus and Devan enjoy the hijinks of Mr. Vampire?
I tell my co-hosts just how great Moon Lee is, Devan asks whether a ghost can be a succubus and Cyrus reveals that he actually laughed out loud in this one!
Later, we answer listener questions that involve World of Warcraft, Death Metal and Only Fans. Enjoy!

Sep 18, 2022
Sep 18, 2022
2hr 11 min
It's Shawtember, baby! This week heading back to the land of Chang Cheh and the Venom Mob as we talking 1978's Crippled Avengers.
Listen as we try desperately to sidestep the political incorrectness of Chiang Sheng's character's ailment. We ask "What do those rings on those swords do?" and Devan reveals that she doesn't care for the Venoms' empty handed fight scenes. Pure blasphemy.
Later, we get into listener questions. You get to hear about how I'd slap Kevin Smith and Cyrus tries to mime a sex act on an audio podcast.

Sep 4, 2022
Sep 4, 2022
2hr 6 min
Well ladies and gents, this episode is certainly interesting. Let's just say a certain someone has very strong opinions on this film. Do they like it? Hate it? Give it a listen to find out! We actually have three very different attitudes towards The City of Violence.
As well as the movie, Devan and I discuss our visit to the dentist, we try and convince Cyrus that the new Rings of Power show is amazing and we, of course, answer a boat load of listener questions.
Enjoy!

Aug 21, 2022
Aug 21, 2022
1hr 57 min
We're back on the Chan train this week as discuss the Jackie Chan film Quentin Tarantino's loves above all, Supercop.
Devan asks "What is a Supercop?", I use the word "skirmish" and Cyrus reveals a deep dark secret about his underwear situation.
As always, we answer listener questions and basically have a grad old time!

Aug 7, 2022
Aug 7, 2022
1hr 54 min
We're down to two this week as me and Devan once again dip our toes into Thai cinema. Join us as we ask, "Is this film respectful to Austism?" and question whether the film loses something by not having the Jackie Chan/Bruce Lee footage.
It's definitely a more subdued episode but we have a really good chat about the film. We also answer some listener questions and discuss how Devan is getting ever closer to being a "producer."
Enjoy!

Jul 24, 2022
Jul 24, 2022
2hr 20 min
This episode, we tackle Jet Li's homage to Nu Metal, The One. There's a LOT to talk about when it comes to this film and we try to address it all. To Jason Statham's American accent and hairline to the science behind future guns to Carla Gugino's "mouse shoe."
Later on we answer listener questions and Cyrus explains why he'd want a masked Luchador as a roommate.
Enjoy!

Jul 10, 2022
Jul 10, 2022
2hr 12 min
In this week's episode, Cyrus, Devan and I not only discuss the 1979 shapes classic, Monkey Kung Fu (NOT Mad Monkey Kung Fu), but I ask them the very philosophical question, "Do you actually like kung fu movies?" After 84 episodes, I want to know whether they'd actually consider themselves a fan of the genre. I also ask whether they truly understand the magic of an old school fight scene. We get deep!
Later on, we answer listener questions that include a Tom Cruise discussion, some butt talk and the perils of getting old. Enjoy!

Jun 26, 2022
Jun 26, 2022
2hr 19 min
This week we tackle our first Wu Jing film and what was once the highest grossing movie in Chinese history.
We discuss the "country" of Africa, ask "Just how racist is this film?" and ponder the career of Frank Grillo and just how often he's been a good guy.
I express my theory about how this movie should have been made in 1988, Cyrus slips into Randy Savage mode to accept a Street Fighter 6 challenge and Devan confesses to enjoying what might be a universally shitty candy.
Lots of fun was had on this one! Enjoy!

Jun 12, 2022
Jun 12, 2022
2hr 17 min
This week, the crew is all back together and we discuss Donnie Yen's light-on-fights but heavy-on-style movie, Dragon (also known as Wu Xia). We go on LOTS of tangents on this one after we discover that this film doesn't really have that many talking points.
Later, we answer listener questions. play "Fresh or Trash" (it's sweeping the nation!) and Cyrus tells us how he would buy cocaine, if he really needed to. Enjoy!
